A lawyer’s unusual marriage to a woman with nine previous divorces raised eyebrows. On their wedding night, she dropped a bombshell: despite her multiple marriages, she remained a virgin.
Perplexed, the lawyer asked, “How is that possible? You’ve been married ten times!”
His bride smiled mischievously. “Let me explain. My first husband was a charming sales representative. He promised me the world, but never delivered.”
“The second was a tech expert,” she continued. “He claimed he’d figure out the problem, but never got back to me.”
“Number three worked in field services,” she said with a chuckle. “He diagnosed the issue but couldn’t get the system running.”
“Four was a telemarketer,” she added. “He confirmed the order, but delivery was always uncertain.”
“Five was an engineer,” she laughed. “He needed three years to research and design a new, improved method.”
The lawyer’s curiosity was piqued. “And the rest?” he asked.
She grinned. “Six was in customer service. He listened patiently but never resolved the issue. Seven was a consultant, always analyzing but never acting. Eight was in finance, forever calculating the costs but never making a move. Nine was a psychologist, always analyzing my feelings but never taking action.
And now, I’m with you, my lawyer husband.”
The lawyer nodded, amused. “I think I understand the problem. But don’t worry, I’m here to settle the case once and for all.”
