As the mother screams at the father, she stops right away when she sees her daughter looking at them. Says Mommy, “What are you doing?”
It makes the mom feel bad to talk to her daughter about sex, so she makes up an answer.Yes, honey, daddy’s belly gets too big sometimes, so we have to jump up and down on it to
“Make it flat.” When asked, the girl says, “Well, mommy, you really shouldn’t bother with that.” THE mother asks her daughter, “Why do you say that, sweetheart?” The small
Daughter replied, “Because mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the neighbour girl comes over and blows it up again.”