The man looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” while they were getting ready for work in the bathroom.He pushed her against the bathroom door, took off her pants and beat her badly.
She screamed and moved around more than she ever had, which told him he was doing a great job. He started putting his clothes back on when he saw that his wife was still squirming against the door. “That was the best, honey,” he told her. That’s a move you’ve never made before. Did you hurt yourself?” “No, no,” says his wife. “Once I get the doorknob off my behind, I’ll be fine.”