What do guys talk about while they fish? These people will usually talk about sports or something interesting in their own lives. Nevertheless, if the guys are married, they will probably talk about their wives.
That’s what happened with these four men. They went fishing together and agreed to talk about what they needed to do to be out all day.
A lot of them were complaining that they had to go through a “honey-do” list, but one man had a great idea that made the others probably feel very envious. Four men who are married went fishing. Following the chat that happened about an hour later:
What did the first guy do to be able to go fishing this weekend? Every room in the house will be painted next weekend, I promised my wife.
Second guy: “That’s not even close!” My wife counted on me to build her a new deck for the pool.
Guys three and four: “Man, you two have it easy!” My wife made me promise that I would fix up the kitchen for her.
After a while, they noticed that the fourth guy hadn’t said anything.
Which is why they asked him. “You didn’t say what you had to do to become available for this weekend’s fishing trip.” Why is this happening?”
Fourteenth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m.” I turned off the alarm, nudged my wife, and asked, “Fishing or Sex?” She replied, “Wear a sweater.”