A smart answer can sometimes lead to funny and surprising results. These stories show times when a quick wit made things better.
A husband texted his wife late at night, asking her to wash his dirty clothes and make his favourite meal before he got home. Surprisingly, no one replied. He wasn’t upset, so he sent his wife another text message telling her that he was getting paid more and that he was going to buy her a new car. “OGG, really?” the shocked wife replied. The husband answered in a smart way, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” The husband’s quick thinking made their talk more fun.
Someone else came home to find their ten-year-old wife packing her bags. Getting lost, he asked her where she was going. “I’m going to Las Vegas!” his wife answered with confidence. It turns out that some guys are willing to pay me $500 to do what I do for free! The man was shocked by what she said, so he thought about it for a moment before deciding to leave on his own. When his wife asked him what he was doing, he told her, “I’m going to Las Vegas with you.” It’s amazing how you can live on $1,000 a year! His surprising answer left his wife speechless.
Again, a little old lady carefully waited for a parking spot in a lot that was already full. An older man in a brand-new red Mercedes, on the other hand, sped past her and parked right where she was looking. The older woman got angry and told the man, “I was going to park there!” “That’s what you can do when you’re young and smart,” the man answered with a smug air. This clever response showed the difference between the generations and made the older woman laugh.
These silly stories are a good reminder that having a quick mind and a good sense of humour can help us find humour in everyday situations. So, be proud of how smart you are and let it make people laugh and smile.
