There were three bulls on a field when they heard that another bull was going to be brought in. Each bull had a different idea of how to deal with the visitor.
After five years on the land, the first bull said, “I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” My group is something I’ve worked hard to collect.
The third bull, who had been there for three years, spoke up. “I deserve fifty cows, and I’m not giving them up,” he said. “I’ve invested my time.”
The third bull said, “I may not be as big as you guys, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.” He had only been on the ranch for a year and had been limited to 10 cows so far.
A huge 18-wheeler pulled up with the biggest bull they had ever seen, cutting off the conversation. This huge bull weighed 4,700 pounds, and each step he took put stress on the steel ramp.
The first bull said, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend” when he saw the new bull.
Since he had a lot of cows, the second bull agreed, “I already have too many cows to handle.” I can clearly spare a few without any problems.
Instead, they saw the third bull pawing the ground, shaking his horns, and snorting.
The first bull, who was worried, told the son, “Don’t be stupid.” Simply give him some of your cows, and everything will be okay.
“Hell, he can have all my cows,” the brave third bull said. I just want him to know that I’m a bull too.
A mother stork, a father stork, and a baby stork were there. One day, mommy and baby stork were worried because daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner.
When their dad finally came back the next morning, they were worried about where he was. “I was making a young couple very happy,” he said without much thought.
After about a week, mommy stork forgot to come home for dinner. Parents and the baby stork were both worried. The next morning, when mom stork got there, they asked her where she had been. “I was making a young couple very happy,” she said without much thought.
