Boss: (Yelling) Little Johnny, come to my office right now!
Little Johnny: Yes, sir!
Boss: Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. Haven’t I told you that the customer is always right? Do you get that?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.
Boss: Then why were you arguing with him?
Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!
Boss: What a ridiculous man. So, what did you say back to him?
Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
