A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver looks around her car and then asks, “What does it look like again?”
The blonde cop sighs and says, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
“Oh, right,” the blonde driver says. She reaches into her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it to the officer.
The blonde cop opens the mirror, sees her reflection, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”
