A woman is at home when she hears a knock at her door. She opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks her, “Do you have a vagina?” Shocked and disgusted, she slams the door.
The next morning, she hears a knock again and finds the same man asking the same question: “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the door once more. That evening, she tells her husband what has been happening.
Concerned, her husband says, “Honey, I’ll stay home tomorrow to see if he comes back.” The next morning, they hear another knock and rush to the door. The husband whispers, “I’ll hide and listen. If it’s him, answer yes. I want to know what he’s after.” She agrees and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same man is there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?” The woman replies, “Yes, I do.”
The man then says, “Good. Could you tell your husband to use yours and leave my wife’s alone?”
