A frustrated wife often complained that her husband spent all his free time at the pub. One evening, he decided to take her along. “What would you like to drink?” he asked.
“Oh, I’m not sure. I’ll have what you’re having,” she replied.
So, he ordered a drink and downed it in one gulp. His wife watched him, took a cautious sip from her glass, and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s awful!” she exclaimed. “I don’t understand how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you have it,” said her husband with a smile. “And you think I’m out having a great time every night!”