A pastor was furious when he discovered a $250 dress receipt in his wife’s purse, knowing they were on a tight budget.
“How could you do this?” he demanded.
The wife, feeling guilty, replied, “The devil was shopping with me! He convinced me the dress looked so good that I had to buy it!”
The pastor, trying to comfort her, advised, “Next time, shout, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’”
“I did that,” she explained, “and then the cheeky devil said, ‘The dress looks even better from back here!’”
