The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doing.
A man walks into a restaurant for dinner.
He takes a seat and opens the menu, only to notice that there are no prices listed next to the dishes.
Curious, he calls the waiter over and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
The waiter responds, “Just a penny.”
The man is shocked. “A penny? How much for a steak?”
The waiter replies, “A nickel.”
The man is astonished and says, “Are you serious? Where’s the owner? I want to shake his hand!”
The waiter replies, “He’s upstairs with the kitchen-hand, who is my wife.”
Perplexed, the man asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The waiter smiles and says,
“The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
