A man walked into a restaurant and was immediately struck by the beauty of the waitresses. One waitress in particular caught his eye, with her stunning physique and short skirt. When she asked for his order, he couldn’t help but scan her from head to toe before responding, “A quickie.”
The waitress, taken aback by his response, stormed off in disgust. She returned, composed herself, and asked again for his order. The man, still distracted by her beauty, repeated his previous answer, “A quickie, please.”
This time, the waitress’s anger got the better of her, and she slapped him across the face before storming off. A nearby diner, trying to stifle a chuckle, leaned over and whispered to the man, “I think you mean ‘Quiche’.” The man’s embarrassing misunderstanding left everyone in stitches.
