A sun-kissed gentleman was soaking up the rays on the beach, donning nothing but a discreet cap to maintain his modesty. A passing lady couldn’t resist throwing some shade his way, saying, “A true gentleman would tip his hat to a lady.” Quick-witted, he retorted, “If you were a real lady, the hat would lift itself!”
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Mom’s the Word
A customer left his phone at my store, and I just couldn’t resist scrolling through his contacts. I landed on “Mom” and gave her a ring. She answered, and I explained the situation. “Don’t worry, I’ve got this,” she said. Minutes later, the phone buzzed – it was “Mom” again! “Martin, you left your phone at the convenience store.” I couldn’t help but laugh at the mom’s got-your-back moment!
